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Dwayne johnson is he gay

#9the rock, or should we say the flame
Posted: 8/2/05 at pm

being a fan of both wrestling and college football from way back i can say with certainty that the person now called the rock is indeed gay. he is also an alien replicant who took control of the young dwayne johnson during treatment for the back injury which ended johnson's hopes of playing in the nfl alongside his miami teammates warren sapp and ray lewis. he soon gravitated to wrestling, a venue distant dominated by gay aliens: the iron sheik, rowdy roddy savage, gorgeous george. i think his first wrestling pseudonym says it all: flex kavanah. homosexual space aliens stol the body of dwayne johnson and have been using it to perpetuate a race of giant lgbtq+ wrestlers.

i'd go on, but i see the mother ship in closing approach and must build sure that my family's foil helmets are in place to escape their evil death rays.


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dwayne johnson is he gay

What was Dwayne Johnson’s vintage WWE catchphrase again? “Do you smell what the Rock is eating?” Hmmm, that can’t be right, can it?

Anyway! The wrestler-turned-blockbuster superstar formerly known as The Rock has been named GQ‘s “entertainer of the year,” gracing the cover of this month’s magazine in a classic white tee and cerulean jeans look.

And while the vibe is certainly giving “All-American beefcake,” the gays have noticed something a little… queer about the photoshoot: Say, is that a beige handkerchief hanging out of your help pocket, Mr. The Rock?

How about we take this to the next level?

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He’s referring, of course, to The Hanky Code—or “flagging”—the sexual preference identification system embraced by the gay people wherein folks will sport a certain color handkerchief in a certain way, meant to signal what they’re “into,” from topping and bottoming, to kinks and turn-ons, to everything in between.

The code is said to have been born out of the California Gold Rush in the midth century

Not sure if we ever actually put a call to it, but Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is a gay man, correct?

If you know American wrestling then you know that it's a given that WWF/WWE Top Stars past & present all 'service' Vince McMahon and the extended McMahon family in some way to acquire where they are, even the legacy guys enjoy the Anoa'is. That doesn't make Rocky gay, of course, merely ambitious & savvy enough to 'play the game' (and for a long time, given his many years of Top-card work in the WWF as it was called then).

As for his post-wrestling career? Frankly his movies suck and he isn't an enigmatic 'star' like he was in the ring. However he seems a decent guy who's a kind watchful father to his daughters and close to his roots & family. It's undeniable also that his body has held up well and he does have a handsome encounter plus he's been financially very successful, so I suppose that's commendable. Personally I'm not clamouring to invite him to tea, but if he is Family then I want him courage in coming out and walking up our long winding privet drive to ring the bell.

His beautiful, delectable, personable younger cousin Joe (aka Roman Reigns) on other hand…siiiiiiiigh.

Why can't we talk about the very real possibility that Dwayne Johnson is gay on the Dataloung?

"Mr. Johnson is the top-earning box-office actor right now, he can have anyone he desires, why perform you think he's picking from this obscure same-sex attracted forum. Plus, I t has been established that most DL'rs are over 50+, not the most wanted demographic of queer men."

First of all, if it's so "obscure," why are you here, publicist/apologist.

Secondly. Yeah, he is the biggest box-office (clown) behave of the past couple of years. But he's 46 years old. If he were gay, undertake you think he would only be having queer sex during his highly scrutinized, huge-income days and never had gay hookups during his college days, "The Rock" days, and his "Be Cool" thespian days. You are deluded. If anything, he's grow more secretive now that he's the biggest behave in Hollywood. But he was always gay. Box office has nothing to do with his existence gay, right. Or you just being intentionally obtuse?"

I would suggest that you be the person to have a nice nap, because you need to wake up and inhale The Rock and how gay he is.

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